Me as a Secret Agent

"Don't puke on the C-4, huh." - Chuck



So I've decided that, were I to become a secret agent this would come up eventually. I have evidence to back this up, too. In my drivers ed class, our first time out in a car was the stereotypical "cones in a parking lot" obstical course. And, even though I am from farmville, Idaho, I had never driven any sort of motor vehicle. I was nervous. When it was my turn to drive, I entered the car and dutifully went though the safety routine (seatbelt, mirrors, etc.). Then the instructor told me that I could start driving. I froze, then asked him if he docked points for throwing up in the car. I think it's safe to assume that if I, for some reason, were confronted with C-4 puking would soon follow.

P.S. I would not look that good as a secret agent.