For Missy ... and Heath

"It's not magic. It's just shiny."

The Brothers Grimm

This one's for you Missy.

p.s. Where's my shirt?

My Life Right Now

"I'm trying to be nice, I'm trying to be reasonable, but it's so hard when I don't want to be."

Halo Friendlies

What!? I'm not grading exams right now.

Me as a Secret Agent

"Don't puke on the C-4, huh." - Chuck



So I've decided that, were I to become a secret agent this would come up eventually. I have evidence to back this up, too. In my drivers ed class, our first time out in a car was the stereotypical "cones in a parking lot" obstical course. And, even though I am from farmville, Idaho, I had never driven any sort of motor vehicle. I was nervous. When it was my turn to drive, I entered the car and dutifully went though the safety routine (seatbelt, mirrors, etc.). Then the instructor told me that I could start driving. I froze, then asked him if he docked points for throwing up in the car. I think it's safe to assume that if I, for some reason, were confronted with C-4 puking would soon follow.

P.S. I would not look that good as a secret agent.