I found it!

"Real women snort when they laugh, they have fat arses, wobbly upper arms, fart, and get PMS."

Ugly Betty

Well, I did enough unpacking yesterday to find my camera. So here are the long awaited photos of my new haircut. I love it, by the way.

I have sexy hair.

I have fun carefree hair.

And a "normal" one for Tish.

Spring Break

"Just for today, they can laugh, eat boar, and forget that they're totally screwed."

Lost

So I am on my second official day of spring break, and I am loving it! I have done almost nothing so far. Except, I did get my hair cut today ... it is short. I was going to post a picture but I can't find my camera. I should probably spend the rest of spring break unpacking my boxes. Or just sitting in my chair. Oh, and guess who my favorite lost boy is?

Liberated from the Ugly Purple Stripes

"There was a line, I just assumed it had something to do with cupcakes."

Scrubs

Sorry that the ugly purple stripes lasted so long. I was without internet for a week-ish. But, I think it was worth the wait because I love my new background.

"It shows me, that I have never really loved no one but me ... I'll never understand why I'm such a selfish man."

Flogging Molly

I just bought a new Flogging Molly cd and this is my favorite song on it right now. So I thought I'd share it. Plus, I am feeling a bit like this tonight; an utter failure at helping other people.

PS They were incredible to see live!

For Missy ... and Heath

"It's not magic. It's just shiny."

The Brothers Grimm

This one's for you Missy.

p.s. Where's my shirt?

My Life Right Now

"I'm trying to be nice, I'm trying to be reasonable, but it's so hard when I don't want to be."

Halo Friendlies

What!? I'm not grading exams right now.

Me as a Secret Agent

"Don't puke on the C-4, huh." - Chuck



So I've decided that, were I to become a secret agent this would come up eventually. I have evidence to back this up, too. In my drivers ed class, our first time out in a car was the stereotypical "cones in a parking lot" obstical course. And, even though I am from farmville, Idaho, I had never driven any sort of motor vehicle. I was nervous. When it was my turn to drive, I entered the car and dutifully went though the safety routine (seatbelt, mirrors, etc.). Then the instructor told me that I could start driving. I froze, then asked him if he docked points for throwing up in the car. I think it's safe to assume that if I, for some reason, were confronted with C-4 puking would soon follow.

P.S. I would not look that good as a secret agent.